President of Serbia Aleksandar Vučić at the recent EU-Western Balkans summit held in Tivat, Photo: Risto Božović
07.06.2026. 08:17h
The latest rascal tango is being danced on the palace podium: now the idea is to fertilize relations with Montenegro, because research shows that Informer viewers googled traditional poisoning with hatred towards all other neighbors. It is a good day for them, and the day must be bad, dramatic, pressure pills must not work.
And since the plan is to distance ourselves from the Montenegrins, here is one more difference that divides us: while we have a phrase here, he went to… well, to what we will call “censor” for the sake of decency in the following text – in Montenegro it is not said that way. They say: went to the censor. In that linguistic nuance, one can see the outlook on the world, life’s optimism. It has just started, it might as well stop before it gets there; we, on the other hand, are experts in ascertaining that the destination has been irretrievably reached.
When Daliborka Uljarević, a political scientist from Podgorica, comments on current affairs, says that the local chief “loses every compass”, the translation from etiquette to realism reads “now he has completely gone into censorship”; even the neighbors of Dobričina do not say that it is a departure, it is too obvious. And even more obviously after the episode that we less nice people will remember under the code name “(v)Alibaba and 87 bandits: bad nature and even worse society for the first grade of primary school”.
That plot comes only a few days after the one with the birds, which once again showed that in Serbia you don’t have to be a human being to be threatened by the SNS. Birds surrounded by a huge banner, the cries of parents desperately flying around the canvas on which, luckily, they don’t know how to read, it says that some sad country is winning. Who exactly? The homeland is defended by a bird in flight, says the good Ršum, but here you have to defend even a bird from the homeland.
And since there was a big uproar, both human and bird, the non-humans realized that they would at least look a little like humans if they removed their propaganda king-size rag and saved the innocents (from the trouble they personally caused them, just like that, out of arrogance). The president, always prone to twisting everything into some kind of campaign, quickly appeared to the slave on the blablavisor to explain how, despite what evil tongues say, he is not evil: “I love birds. I love dogs.”
The enumeration stopped just in time, he did not mention his favorite pets: criminals. After all, it’s better for him not to get into the topic, because it’s not entirely clear who is holding whom in this relationship. And that’s just words – actions are always more important: love for birds was shown by the capture of cubs in tribalism, as for dogs, we saw the other day in a TV program when the president stroked some poor dog by the hair instead of the bottom (which is about the only thing a representative of Mars would do when he was sent to Earth for the first time), while the gentle care and exemplary breeding of the breeders testify to where the heart really leans. Lovers should also take a walk, and the EU-Western Balkans Summit in Tivat sounds like a great opportunity.
The further development of the plot is known to the entire region and Europe: a plane full of undeniably interesting passengers, and especially interesting from a security point of view, was returned to the unofficial state of Ćaciland, address Pionirski Park. Among them is the pardoned young man who hits baseballs and breaks jaws. Like the one who beat Ivo and Laki. Like the one who drives around Novi Sad in a Porsche. A whole bunch of faces for whom the phrase “don’t judge by appearances” turns out to be cardinally naive; that Brnabić claims that the majority have not been convicted, that is true only to the extent that there is no judiciary here to convict them and no police to arrest them. It is not clear what was meant by this blasphemy, and it is even more difficult if you have even a shred of common sense.
At first it seemed that Meštar did not want to go to the summit, and that the whole play (in which the service through the media warns the president not to go on the trip) serves that purpose; then it seemed that one of those scenarios was in the middle when On ko fol fearlessly went into the nekoshe, even though DJV remained in “don’t do it, president, when I’m begging you” cries.
However, for the sake of that point, to raise the game to this level of senseless, diplomatic scandal, to vilify Serbia as a cartel werewolf, whose top statesman is bringing all the bad guys with him to the world as a delegation, and on top of all that, to taunt the citizens of Montenegro at the entrance to Serbia in the name of retaliation for daring not to let highway robbers into their country… that is not acting crazy. That’s not going into censorship.
And it’s not that He’s there for a long time, and it’s not that He’s taking people like Himself there with Him… but all of us. Montenegro joined the EU and will get there, but there is no reason to be jealous: we have also arrived where we set out. Ask around Serbia, everyone will say: the character built our roads.
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