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In a break from the Kwak’s entirely unbiased purely truth-based articles we share the following detailed political analysis and opinion.
Never have we witnessed such a series of masterful moves by the UWP that even experienced political pundits and observers have been left speechless.
The panoply of craftsmanship, the maneuvering, feints and political jabs have been so successful at throwing off their main opponents ,the DLP, that even the UWP’s own supporters have become slack-jawed in awe and bewilderment.
This will be the big one for the UWP we are predicting a total landslide election victory and here’s why.
First, the meme worthy pretense of in-fighting and confusion amongst the leaders to throw off the usually politically savy el-supremo of the DLP, just chef’s kiss.
Man, with this strategy they cooking!
Admittedly, we were thrown off by this bold strategy ourselves but then we realized our copium… er… I mean then we realized, we know biting satire and masking when we see it.
Obviously, it’s been an elaborate years long real life enacted mock up of Roosevelt Skerrit’s own rise to power!
Hear us out: The in-fighting and replacement of 2 leaders followed by the rise of a third successful leader, with two old heads passing away (in UWP’s case discrediting themselves to make the new guy look better) just to hand over the torch to the new “anointed one” – PURE GENIUS!!!
To further sell the ruse they continue public fighting, undermining actions and disparaging comments to this day even after the so called “olive branch” was offered – bravo.
After years of being psychologically manipulated by Skerro, UWP has finally decided to fight fire with fire.
This massive psyop of an attack must have hit the PM so hard he is keeling over in uncontrollable convulsion, grabbing his sides in what can only be agony as he lets out pathetic “ha” shaped coughing sounds keenly aware of the writing on the wall.
The nail in the coffin – for the DLP that is – is when Danny Lugay announced his campaign seemingly ursurping and disregarding the party leader, and Annie Edwards and Delbert Paris (UWP members all) are declaring candidacy for the same seats.
The strategic cunning of this move alone deserves a slow clap. How could the DLP have ever seen this coming? We can only assume this plan originates from the Doctor himself…
Here is the hidden brilliance: how can you mount a campaign if you can’t be sure who you are running against? Don’t worry about splitting the vote, I’m sure the UWP has a plan for that too.
To the UWP we say on behalf of the grossly humiliated and out maneuvered DLP, please stop, our sides (and hearts) can’t take it anymore.
If this high level political maneuvering has you confused then let’s acknowledge (no really this time) Leader of the UWP Thomson Fontaine has launched a very straightforward and highly effective social media campaign with something extra for the women voters.
Mesyé Kwik! THE Kwak!
Disclaimer: THE Kwak is a satirical take on issues in the news and other perennial topics. The posts are intentionally silly in an effort to poke fun at ourselves and each other while highlighting relevant issues.
The very real, totally not fake disclaimer: The KWAK is not meant to be taken seriously, if you do then you will become something no one would ever wish on their worst enemy – Leader of the UWP.
